There was a young fellow from Norway,
Who got his foot trapped in a doorway,
And then it kept swelling,
And children kept telling,
About the foot big as a driveway
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Tag: strange
1st limerick this month
There once was a man from Calcutta,
Who found all his food in the gutter,
Though it made him quite sick,
And it was hard to pick,
Should to eat it dry or with somen butter.
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There was a young soldier from China,
Whose coat had nettles for a liner,
Though it hurt his back,
And stung his butt crack,
He thought that there was no coat finer.
Saturday limerick
There was an old man from Jamaica,
who thought he was a fabulous baker,
but his buns were quite flat,
and his cakes full of fat,
trust me quite sick they will make ya.
A Limerick
There was a young fellow from Wales,
Who was quite sadly impaled,
But he came back to life,
And he grabbed a large knife,
And ate lots of animal tails.
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